hello friends
i'm not very good at telling jokes but here goes. i know it's an old one, but it's still my favourite
wife to husband (or vice versa): you love that blooming* band more than me!
husband to wife (or vise versa): i love (insert name of rival band-and swear word for effect if desired, although we don't really hold with profanity in the uncle eric household) more than you!!!!
*apologies for the language, especially the youngsters and ladies
ha ha ha ha etc
uncle eric