Would you let someone eat you??

[Wonky_Baton]

Eaten no - but if she is bonny she good have a lick. Even better if she had no teeth. She wouldn't be able to bite you but could give you a nasty suck.

 

[I bang AND Blow!]

Does it have to be plucked , like a chicken before its cooked?

depends which part you're eating...

 

[jameshowell]

I hear the mods coming in the distance... :wink:

 

[Jo Elson]

I don't know why anyone would want to, it seems a bit sick really but he was a willing volunteer. Can't remember who but someone was telling me we taste like pork?

 

[jameshowell]

Probably best you don't remember who it was!

 

[Aidan]

il just do one big one (beurgh)
cos cba posting it for each one!
BEURGH!!!!

 

[Aidan]

I wouldn't go as far as allowing anyone to eat me but as a lactating mother someone once used my expressed milk for coffee! I really should have been more careful with the labelling in the fridge! He,he! I didn't have the heart to tell them.

hahaha thats brrrrrilliant (in the words of toby) by the way

 

[T-Horn]

I believe the canibal found the volunteer from an advertisment of some sort.
Anyway I think the pair of them had mental problems :!:
Maybe they watched hanibal whilst eating :shock: :roll:

 

[Toby]

hahaha thats brrrrrilliant (in the words of toby) by the way

Brrrrrilliant? :?

 

[akwarose]

Eaten no - but if she is bonny she good have a lick. Even better if she had no teeth. She wouldn't be able to bite you but could give you a nasty suck.

control urself! this is a fmaily forum!

 

[Aidan]

hahaha thats brrrrrilliant (in the words of toby) by the way

Brrrrrilliant? :?

precisely!!!!

 

[twigglet]

wow, imagine instead of having a chicken leg, having a human leg.....it would be brilliant, so huge, grab it by the ankle and gnaw away! (preferably with a sticky bbq coating)

 

[HBB]

Hmm.... I'll just have the chips!

 

[EIBB_Ray]

in the spirit of Valentines day and in keeping with the topic, I'm reminded of the Tom Lehrer song, "I hold your hand in mine."...

I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.

My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir.

The night you died I cut it off,
I really don't know why.
For now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie.

I'm sorry now I killed you,
For our love was something fine,
And till they come to get me
I shall hold your hand in mine.

For a midi and more about Tom Lehrer: http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/holdhand.htm

 

[bruceg]

That really made me laugh - you're a sick dude!

I'd only let someone eat me if I really loved them and it meant their life would be saved.

 

[mr.forde]

I would let someone eat me iff they gave me lots of money but i would only let them eat parts of my body that i dont need...u get wot i mean.:biggrin:

 

[flower girl]

i wouldn't let any one eat me. not that any one would want to any way. how can people even consider it. the mind boggles.

 

[UncleStreaky]

i would only let them eat parts of my body that i dont need...

Which parts would they be, exactly?

 

[sterlingsop]

I wouldn't mind being eaten, so long as they spit the bones out afterwards