What's your favourite Fast Show phrase?

[Dave Payn]

Having recently embarked upon a 'favourite Monty Python sketch' thread, I thought I'd follow it up with a 'favourite Fast Show phrase'.... which was nice.

(edit) I did put a poll to this, but I included too many poll options! So... 'Which was nice', 'Suit you sir', 'Does she WANT it, Sir?', 'Scorchio', Heth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth' etc. etc.

 

[PeterBale]

When the announcer at the end says "That was the fast Show" :?: :?

I must confess that I never really got into the Fast Show in the way I had done with Harry Enfield etc, so didn't take to any of the catch-phrases at all

 

[Euph-Bari]

Int Milk Brilliant!

 

[Dave Payn]

When the announcer at the end says "That was the fast Show" :?: :?

I must confess that I never really got into the Fast Show in the way I had done with Harry Enfield etc, so didn't take to any of the catch-phrases at all

I must admit, I'm the complete opposite. I always thought Paul Whitehouse was the more versatile of the two when they were working together. I never really rated Harry Enfield, but the gradual character development in the Fast Show was always a source of interest, but there again, I've never had the most conventional sense of humour, whatever that is! ;-) My favourite character (as opposed to phrase) was Arthur Atkinson; a wonderful pastiche of what made people laugh in the 40s etc. and Tommy Cockles' introductions complemented it 'brilliant'ly! ;-)

 

[drummerboy]

Don't really have a favourite phrase, but my favourite character was jazz man. 'Great' 8)

 

[WoodenFlugel]

"nice" 8)

 

[Andy_Euph]

Meh meh meh... bloody big tiger...meh meh... but then I was very VERY drunk

 

[akwarose]

suits you sir

 

[2nd man down]

THIS WEEK, I WILL BE MOSTLY EATING...PROZAC!!

 

[akwarose]

:lol:
i havent heard that one! i didnt watch the fast show very often though, so thats probably why!

 

[eckyboy]

I'll go and check the drainage in the lower field sir.

 

[jonford]

I'll get mi coat!

 

[jonford]

what did I say Roy?

 

[Dave Euph]

"... Errr, sir, you ... you know, when I drive, you don't have to hold me ... so ... tightly"

"Awww, bugger!"

 

[2nd man down]

You know...selling a car...is like making love to a beautiful woman...

 

[Will the Sec]

Areas, a few years back.

"Today, we will mostly be playin' "Three Saints"!"

Bemused looks all around. Clearly all the banders present rehearsed on Friday nights and had never seen the first series of the Fast Show!

 

[JessopSmythe]

Me? The 13th Duke of Wimbourne? In the nurses quarters at night? With my reputation? What were they thinking?

 

[Cornishwomble]

Does anyone fancy a pint!

 

[johnflugel]

'Scorchio' :lol:

'Disco baby, sexy baby, HOT' :lol:

The jazz club is genius...."this guest trumpeter has recently been wowing audiences at the Montreal Jazz Festival......formidable' " :lol:

 

[Well Worth It]

By far the best sketch featured the two "Steptoe-esque" old geezers cutting a small girls skipping rope in half.
LMAO.
:lol: :twisted: :lol: