For down right weirdness, try reading Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy (all 4 volumes)
Example quotes;
"Since every piece of matter in the universe is in some way affected by every other piece of matter in the universe, it is in theory possible to extrapolate the whole of creation, from, say, one small piece of fairy cake."
or
"My commander told me that the entire planet was in danger of being eaten by an enormous mutant star goat."
or
"Somewhere in the cosmo, he said, along with all the planets inhabited by thousands of humanoid, reptiloids, fishoids, walking treeoids there was also a planet given over to Biro life forms."
or
"This time however, something was happening. A mattress had just met a robot."
Slightly weird I know, and only appeal to a certain sense of humour.....