WARNING TO ALL!!!

Maestro

Active Member
I don't normally take notice of any of these 'warnings' type of emails, but I thought I would warn you all of this particular nasty 'thing' that is going around at the moment.


I normally hate hoax warnings, but this one is important. Please send this to
everyone on your email list.

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and
asks you to show him your a*se, DO NOT show him your a*se.

This is a scam; he only wants to see your a*se.

I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap now!!! :oops: :oops:
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
Maestro said:
I don't normally take notice of any of these 'warnings' type of emails, but I thought I would warn you all of this particular nasty 'thing' that is going around at the moment.


I normally hate hoax warnings, but this one is important. Please send this to
everyone on your email list.

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and
asks you to show him your a*se, DO NOT show him your a*se.

This is a scam; he only wants to see your a*se.

I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap now!!! :oops: :oops:
And if he asks you 'Have you ever picked a buttercup?' answer, 'No. I don't know why people would leave their buttocks lying around in the first place.'
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
I can't make it any more obvious if I try, Steve.... Not only did I not claim it was funny, it is also rather ancient (like most of my gags! ;-))

'Have you ever picked a buttercup'
(Read)
Have you ever picked a buttock up?

'No, why would anyone leave their buttocks lying around in the first place?'

Or are you simply on a wind-up, Steve? :)
 
Dave Payn said:
I can't make it any more obvious if I try, Steve.... Not only did I not claim it was funny, it is also rather ancient (like most of my gags! ;-))

'Have you ever picked a buttercup'
(Read)
Have you ever picked a buttock up?

'No, why would anyone leave their buttocks lying around in the first place?'

Or are you simply on a wind-up, Steve? :)
1st rule of comedy Dave?
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
Paul McLaughlin said:
Dave Payn said:
I can't make it any more obvious if I try, Steve.... Not only did I not claim it was funny, it is also rather ancient (like most of my gags! ;-))

'Have you ever picked a buttercup'
(Read)
Have you ever picked a buttock up?

'No, why would anyone leave their buttocks lying around in the first place?'

Or are you simply on a wind-up, Steve? :)
1st rule of comedy Dave?
And what bit of 'Not only did I not claim it was funny' has escaped you? ;-)
 
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