Undertaker's delight

The Cornet King

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An undertaker is out on a date with some woman. They hit it off pretty well in the greasy restaurant that they're in (chicken and chips, £1:50 each), and they decide to go home.
Anyway, the Undertaker came (to the restaurant) in his hearse and they drive off home in it.

But they can't keep their hands off each other and they pull in a lay-by to
do what couples in lay-bys do. So they're about to go at it and suddenly the undertaker laughs, and the woman says, 'what's so funny?'
Through stifled giggles, the undertaker says

'you know, it's not the first time I've had a stiff in the back of this
car'!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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