Tuba Jokes

LU-Brasser · Nov 21, 2002

the shortest tube joke: Go two Tubisten at a bar past.....

Why do tuba players in their whole life play never hide? None would look for it.

excuse me, my bad English...

amgray · Nov 25, 2002

The problem is that the first Tuba player would need the sectional brain to find a hiding place. This would leave the searching Tuba -ist without the wherewithall to seek!!

NottinghamFlorist · Nov 25, 2002

How do you mend a broken tuba?
with a tuba glue :lol: :lol:

Curiosity_Kills · Feb 5, 2004

What's the range of a Tuba

2" if you have a good arm

JessopSmythe · Feb 5, 2004

What's a Tuba for?

About 1.5" by 3.5", unless you ask for a full cut

Naomi McFadyen · Feb 5, 2004

:shock: omg these are worse than drummer jokes!!!!

Okiedokie of Oz · Feb 6, 2004

LU-Brasser said:
the shortest tube joke: Go two Tubisten at a bar past.....

I think I've heard the english equivalent....

Two tuba players walked past a bar.....
Well it could happen!!

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