James Yelland
Well-Known Member
Things you learn from TV adverts:
1. Eating breakfast cereals induces a reflex action which causes the consumer's eyebrows to rise.
2. Fast-food restaurants never serve fat people.
3. Razors are only used by lantern-jawed young men with towels around their waist, with a gorgeous young woman hanging around in the background.
4. The roads will be totally empty as you drive your new car around the typical UK countryside of mountain chicanes, French provincial towns and ornate Italian villages.
5. PC World is staffed by articulate people who really understand computers.
6. The constituent of a good Sunday roast lunch that people most enjoy is the gravy.
7. It is unnecessary to pay for drinks in bars, pubs and clubs.
8. Chewing gum is a sociable habit.
9. You must ask for perfume in French, otherwise the shop assistant will not understand you.
10. Advertising agencies working for banks live on their own, tiny planet.
I'm sure you can think of a few more........
1. Eating breakfast cereals induces a reflex action which causes the consumer's eyebrows to rise.
2. Fast-food restaurants never serve fat people.
3. Razors are only used by lantern-jawed young men with towels around their waist, with a gorgeous young woman hanging around in the background.
4. The roads will be totally empty as you drive your new car around the typical UK countryside of mountain chicanes, French provincial towns and ornate Italian villages.
5. PC World is staffed by articulate people who really understand computers.
6. The constituent of a good Sunday roast lunch that people most enjoy is the gravy.
7. It is unnecessary to pay for drinks in bars, pubs and clubs.
8. Chewing gum is a sociable habit.
9. You must ask for perfume in French, otherwise the shop assistant will not understand you.
10. Advertising agencies working for banks live on their own, tiny planet.
I'm sure you can think of a few more........