manx_yessir
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1. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the toilets.
2. Set alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
3. Challenge other shoppers to a duel with tubes of gift wrap.
4. Take the signs that say "Caution- Wet Floor" and move them to carpeted areas.
5. Dart around suspiciously while humming the tune to "Mission Impossible"
6. Look into the security camera and pick your nose.
7. Take up an entire toy aisle by setting up a full scale battlefield of Teletubbies v Action Man.
8. Hide in clothing racks. When a shopper browses though the rack, say "Pick Me! Pick Me!"
9. Go to the food court and ask for a lemonade. Tell them you don't get out much, and you would like a little umbrella to go with it.
10. Go into the dressing room and shout "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"
11. Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down
12. Point in fascination at the ceiling and see how many people join you
13. Ask the pharmacist at the chemist which leading cold remedy will "give you a really wicked buzz".
14. Get out your ID card and walk around asking random people "Have you seen this person?"
15. Go up to a sales assistant in the shoe department and ask "Do you sell shoes?"
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2. Set alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
3. Challenge other shoppers to a duel with tubes of gift wrap.
4. Take the signs that say "Caution- Wet Floor" and move them to carpeted areas.
5. Dart around suspiciously while humming the tune to "Mission Impossible"
6. Look into the security camera and pick your nose.
7. Take up an entire toy aisle by setting up a full scale battlefield of Teletubbies v Action Man.
8. Hide in clothing racks. When a shopper browses though the rack, say "Pick Me! Pick Me!"
9. Go to the food court and ask for a lemonade. Tell them you don't get out much, and you would like a little umbrella to go with it.
10. Go into the dressing room and shout "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"
11. Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down
12. Point in fascination at the ceiling and see how many people join you
13. Ask the pharmacist at the chemist which leading cold remedy will "give you a really wicked buzz".
14. Get out your ID card and walk around asking random people "Have you seen this person?"
15. Go up to a sales assistant in the shoe department and ask "Do you sell shoes?"
:lol: