A trio of horns in the band . . .
Supped beer 'til they just couldn't stand
It doesn't take much
If you're all going Dutch
To drink all the booze in the land!
One day, while visiting Skegness,
A cornettist tried on a dress,
His name was Craigy,
He looked great as a lady,
But his makeup was a great blo ody mess
Whilst playing at Monday's rehearsal
I suffered a minor reversal
I went back to the sign
and ended up on cloud nine
Where I experienced a nasal dispersal! :tongue:
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