The Limerick contest

oddbod

Member
There was a crazy timpanist,
Who while bashing his drum sadly missed,
He let go of the stick
With a kind of a flick
And severely bruised his left wrist


A judge, with his whistle one day...
 

andyp

Active Member
A judge, with his whistle one day
Much to our dear conductor's dismay
Drowned twelve bars of the piece...
 

andyp

Active Member
A judge, with his whistle one day
Much to our dear conductor's dismay
Drowned twelve bars of the piece...
Whistling melodies from "Grease"
And had to be carted away!

An unusual percussionist called Moz...
 

andyp

Active Member
An unusual percussionist called Moz
Had to take time off band lately 'cos
Whilst dismantling his kit..
 

oddbod

Member
An unusual percussionist called Moz
Had to take time off band lately 'cos
Whilst dismantling his kit..


He fell in't orchestra pit
 
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An unusual percussionist called Moz
Had to take time off band lately 'cos
Whilst dismantling his kit..
He fell in't orchestra pit
and got kissed by a Cellist, called Roz..


The band bus and I were not friends...
 
The band bus and I were not friends,
Especially when going round bends
I was drinking my pint
and feeling defiant.. (that was hard!!!!)




"There are many words that have no rhyme in the English language. "Orange" is only the most famous. Other words that have no rhyme include:
silver, purple, month, ninth, pint, wolf,
opus, dangerous, marathon, and discombobulate!!"

Ref: http://www.flocabulary.com/rhymeswithorange.html

I can see a line ending with "discombobulate" appearing very soon....!
 

andyp

Active Member
The band bus and I were not friends,
Especially when going round bends
I was drinking my pint
and feeling defiant..
Then knocked it all over my friends!


One contest, to add in some spice....
 

andyp

Active Member
One contest, to add in some spice....
We "fluttered" a Hymn, which was nice.
Till the euph player's tongue...
 
One contest, to add in some spice....
We "fluttered" a Hymn, which was nice.
Till the euph player's tongue
Went terribly wrong ...
 

gawber

Active Member
One contest, to add in some spice....
We "fluttered" a Hymn, which was nice.
Till the euph player's tongue
Went terribly wrong
And we had to get him to suck ice



A mobile phone rang mid contest.............
 

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