The Limerick contest

gawber

Active Member
An anarchic trombone player called Bob,
Was hired for an unusual job,
He was told to supply
A king-size pork pie........
 

andyp

Active Member
The conductor was saying one day
That he wished he could go far away
So we packed up his bags
And all of his fags
And posted him, 3rd class, to Bombay!


A percussionist, being quite bored,
 

timbloke

Member
Whoah... doubling up on the limericks.... I'll complete them both to avoid further confusion!

The conductor was saying one day . . .
That he wished he could go far away,
So we packed up his bags
into both of his Jag's
And replaced him with one Russell Gray.

The conductor was saying one day . . .
That he wished he could go far away,
He took up his sticks . . .
Which did magical tricks,
And turned into t'other Russell Gray. (The tall one not the short one as 4br put it)

And I guess that mean's I can start another.



Whilst predicting the contest results...
 
Whilst predicting the contest results
4BR received loads of insults........
They swore and they cursed
As results were reversed
 

oddbod

Member
Whilst predicting the contest results
4BR received loads of insults........
They swore and they cursed
As results were reversed
It was indeed a time of Tumults.


......There was a crazy timpanist
 

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