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DaveR

Active Member
A trio of horns in the band . . .
Supped beer 'til they just couldn't stand
It doesn't take much
If you're all going Dutch
To drink all the booze in the land!

One day, while visiting Skegness
 

DaveR

Active Member
One day, while visiting Skegness,
A cornettist tried on a dress
His name was Craigy.... :tongue:
 

timbloke

Member
One day, while visiting Skegness,
A cornettist tried on a dress,
His name was Craigy,
He looked great as a lady,
 

dazzyboy

Member
One day, while visiting Skegness,
A cornettist tried on a dress,
His name was Craigy,
He looked great as a lady,
But his makeup was a great blo ody mess



One day whilst playing a march
 
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Sopha

Active Member
Whilst playing at Monday's rehearsal
I suffered a minor reversal
I went back to the sign
and ended up on cloud nine
 

DaveR

Active Member
Whilst playing at Monday's rehearsal
I suffered a minor reversal
I went back to the sign
and ended up on cloud nine
Where I experienced a nasal dispersal! :tongue:

There was a young lady from Brum.....
 

timbloke

Member
There was a young lady from Brum,
Who wanted to play on a drum,
But with only a carrot,

D'oh, too slow again!

There was a young lady from Brum,
who wanted to play a drum,
She purchased some sticks,
And learnt juggling tricks,
 

PeterBale

Moderator
Staff member
There once was a young tenor horn
Whose band jacket got terribly torn . . .
The buttons fell off . . .
 

dazzyboy

Member
There once was a young tenor horn
Whose band jacket got terribly torn . . .
The buttons fell off . . .
Whenever she'd cough
 

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