A very amusing diity for any non newcastle fans. Although even the fans that watch the matches couldn't even stay to cheer the team round the pitch.
Bobby "Compo" Robsons Tune
> To the tune of my way.
>
> And now, the end is near,
> I've dribbled down my final shirt 'n'
> Fat Fred has made it clear
> There is no place, for me it's curtains
> I swore behind the backs
> Of those who pay their cash to watch us
> But worse, much worse than this
> I bought Lee Bowyer.....
>
> Regrets, I've had a few,
> But then again, i can't remember
> Bollocks, I've dropped them too
> Jermaine Jenas, oh what a member
> I've spent more than Arsenal
> But got nothing like a Pat Vieira
> Oh no, oh no not me
> I bought Viana.......
>
> Yes there were times, we had a chance
> Partizan Belgrade, Marseilles in France
> But every time we messed it up
> We'll never win another cup
> But i'll stand tall, and tell you all,
> i bought Titus Bramble......
>
> I've lived, I've boobed, I've cried,
> The "Toon Army" don't find me amusing,
> So now I'm getting out,
> I'm sick and tired of all this booing
> They think we've slipped away,
> To finish 6th they all aspire
> And all, and all because
> Of Keiron Dyer........
>
> For what is a man, what have i got?
> A big fat wedge, but trophies not.
> I say the things i truly feel,
> At Shearers feet i will not kneel
> The record shows we're in a mess
> 'Cos we did it my way...........
FTM