SUN footie headlines and Blind Ref poll

How blind was that Swiss geaser reffing the Eng/Por match?

  • As Blind as a bat

    Votes: 12 60.0%

  • As Blind as the Home Secretary with his eyes shut in the dark

    Votes: 1 5.0%

  • As Blind as the last adjudicator to hear my band was deaf

    Votes: 2 10.0%

  • I don't care, I'm Scottish

    Votes: 5 25.0%
  • Total voters
    20
nethers

nethers

Active Member
During a bit of a lull when England were playing last week, me and my mate (Matt Stimpson - see 'Greatest Horn Player' topic) had some fun coming up with headlines for the following day's tabloids. It's become a bit silly now, with texts flying between here and Madrid (where he's on hol now) showing off our newest creations.

Here are the rules -
headline must be appropriate to the match
England must have three syllables (see below)

Some of the least-worst ones:

"A Waynedufully Lamp-tastic 4 Scholes to 2 Roosult for En-ger-land!!" - "A wonderfully fantastic 4 goals to 2 result for England"

"Germans Czech-Kraut!!!" - "Germans Check-Out"

Can anyone come up with better ones? Any referring to Co-ops 5-A-Side Tournament (more specifically, Co-ops performance in said tournament) will probably make me cry. Be nice.
 
nethers

nethers

Active Member
"Underdogs Turn-Up The Heat And Czech Out The Bacon"?

"Becks Blaims Rebecca For Loos-ing Performance"

It would be fun to come with some banding headlines too! Would be nice and easy with YBS, sure there're plenty of places to insert a "King!". Perhaps not suitable for a family forum though... :lol:
 
Dave Payn

Dave Payn

Active Member
nethers said:
"Underdogs Turn-Up The Heat And Czech Out The Bacon"?

"Becks Blaims Rebecca For Loos-ing Performance"

It would be fun to come with some banding headlines too! Would be nice and easy with YBS, sure there're plenty of places to insert a "King!". Perhaps not suitable for a family forum though... :lol:
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'UFO' spotted in Arizona is ball from Beckham's penalty kick.
 
PeterBale

PeterBale

Moderator
Staff member
Dave Payn said:
'UFO' spotted in Arizona is ball from Beckham's penalty kick.
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I had an email come through with a picture of an astronaut floating in space: as you watch, a ball comes past, with the spaceman saying "Oy! Watch it Beckham!"

(I would have posted it on here but my computer won't pick up attachments at the moment :oops: )
 
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