Stupid Proverbs!

[bigmamabadger]

away from the nice Badgers. They won't bite very hard.


If it moves...

 

[mikelyons]

...it's not edible (at least until cooked in a nice sauce,

with some fava beans and a nice glass of claret...)

Don't do as I say, do as...

 

[bigmamabadger]

the little voices say.

What's sauce for the goose...

 

[Bryan_sop]

.....goes well with most other poultry dishes too.


An apple a day....

 

[Maestro]

Will make you go regularly



It is easier for a camel to pass.........

 

[Sopha]

wind in the desert hehe
a bus driver never...

 

[bagpuss]

.....has change for a £20 note.

Many a true word............

 

[gawber]

Many a true word..........is to be found on an internet forum



He who laughs last.................

 

[Bryan_sop]

.....can often look very stupid!

Good things come to those who......

 

[TheKnightTemplar]

. . . buy their MD loads of beer !


A positve anything is better than a . . .

 

[Ste-flat-Bass]

....sane cats and bearded women any day.

Never eat.....

 

[TheKnightTemplar]

too much curry before Saddleworth !


Do unto others . . .

 

[Ste-flat-Bass]

....... as Hilter did.

Too many cooks......

 

[TheKnightTemplar]

. . . live in Whitby !


People in glasshouses shouldn't . . .

 

[bigmamabadger]

Play strip poker with the neighbours.

You are the wind beneath my

 

[SamHayday]

Skirt

What comes up, must...

 

[Maestro]

easy to lift


All work and no play.....

 

[Ste-flat-Bass]

... causes lots of sexual frustration.

A stich in time.....

 

[mikelyons]

[yoda voice]TARDIS the being is reason for[\yoda voice]

Don't spoil the ship for...

 

[bigmamabadger]

...everyone else. Get a mop and bucket and clear it up.

How long is a piece of string?