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Dave Payn

Active Member
OK. Hardly topical these days but come on you wrinklies, (and anyone else so interested) what's your favourite Monty Python sketch, or scene from film etc.

I have explained this elsewhere, but for all the 'famous' sketches (Cheese shop, parrot, nudge nudge, Spanish Inquisition....you didn't expect that, did you.....) my all time favourite is the 'radio dramatisation' of the Death of Mary, Queen of Scots. Utterly inane, little in the way of script, but brilliantly executed (as indeed, was Mary, Queen of Scots ;-))

So, what's your favourite?

"...lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top ..... and spam."
 

lynchie

Active Member
Dead parrot every time for me

"That is an ex-parrot! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies!"
 

Aidan

Active Member
"but you have no legs or arms!!! What are you gonna do.. bite me??"

"Come back!!! Coward!!!!!"
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
Kepps. Can the other inadvertent duplicate thread (sorry, folks!) be deleted and the posts on there transferred over here?

Cheers
 

WhatSharp?

Active Member
ecky, ecky, ecky, ptang!

Hmm, Cheese shop for me, followed closely by Gumbies, and the man being chased off a cliff by naked women! :D what-a-way-to-go!

Oh No Just remembered!....

The Art Of Not Being Seen! had me in stitches first time I saw it!

also the Worlds funniest Joke!

btw, you still coming over on Friday Dave?
 

2nd man down

Moderator
Staff member
There's one sketch where two of them are standing by a canal lock and hiting each other with fish until one of them gets belted so hard he falls in the water.
Insane but hilarious!!

Oh yeah and:

"Thtwike hi thentuwian, vewy woughly!!"
"Er...and throw him to the floor sir?"
"What?!"
"And throw him to the floor?"
"Oh yeth, thwow him the the floor pleath!!"
 

BoozyBTrom

Member
PeterBale said:
  • DINSDALE!!!!!!!!!!

I agree Peter the PIRANHA BROTHERS were the best.


" Doug and Dinsdale Piranha now formed a gang, which the called 'The Gang' "


" Ethel The Frog examines the rise to power of the Piranhas, the methods they used to subjugate rival gangs and their subsequent tracking down and capture by the brilliant Superintendent Harry 'Snapper' Organs of Q Division. "

Pure Quality
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
WhatSharp? said:
ecky, ecky, ecky, ptang!

Hmm, Cheese shop for me, followed closely by Gumbies, and the man being chased off a cliff by naked women! :D what-a-way-to-go!

Oh No Just remembered!....

The Art Of Not Being Seen! had me in stitches first time I saw it!

also the Worlds funniest Joke!

btw, you still coming over on Friday Dave?
Hold on, need a quick consultation!
 

rutty

Active Member
Another vote for the Cheese Sketch, though there are too many good ones to mention. Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson always raises a smile and the man with three buttocks ("is that chair alright?") is genius too. :)

"Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!"
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
Another honourable mention must go to the man who claimed to have written all of Shakespeare's plays whilst his wife wrote his sonnets!
 

Steve

Active Member
The policemen sketch is priceless, the one where each copper has a different hearing difficulty! Also usage of the word **** has to be up there somewhere. (Sorry Mods, cant think how to put that any other way!!!!)
 
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