Sophie Ellis-Bexter Dead in French Footballers Room

[timbloke]

French police said it was murder on Zidane's floor.







:hammer :hammer :bounce :hammer :lol:



Sorry, but i thought it was funny!!

 

[The Cornet King]

lol :roll:

Somebody arrest this man!

 

[lynchie]

LEGEND!! That was good! And oh so very bad!

 

[floral_dance]

:roll: :evil:

 

[Naomi McFadyen]

errrmmm, not funny... sorry

:? :roll:

 

[Seedhouse]

That was appalling! :lol:

 

[T-Horn]

not one of the best really. I think a must try harder badge is needed!!

 

[markyboy]

Had me worried for a second!
I quite like S E-B, shes pretty nice, I also used to like her mum when she was on Blue Peter.

 

[Fishsta]

I think I can see where this joke headed...

Who or what is Zidane? Is it "Zi-Dane" or "Zi-Dan" phoenetically?

 

[The Cornet King]

I think I can see where this joke headed...

Who or what is Zidane? Is it "Zi-Dane" or "Zi-Dan" phoenetically?

He is a French footballer Fishsta, i think his club team is Real Madrid, and the phonetic pronunciation would be "Zi-Dan"

Can't believe you never heard of him! :shock:

 

[Fishsta]

Well, I did wonder whether the joke would be funnier to Cockneys...

 

[PeterBale]

I'm reliably informed that Peter Pun thought it was funny, and got it first time :wink: :lol: :lol:

 

[akwarose]

groan

 

[Nat]

terrible!! he he

 

[WhatSharp?]

Shouldn't this be in the bad jokes thread?

 

[dyl]

The bad jokes thread didn't exist when this 'joke' was posted! It's just been resurrected from the depths of tMP bad joke territory by Nat!

 

[Nat]

what can i say- i was bored!!