Some 'Dad Jokes' to make you groan!

Jack E

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My daughter came up to me last night and started drawing on my arm.
I think she was just looking for a shoulder to crayon.

The World Health Organisation has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Coronavirus, and that there is no longer any reason to quarantine them.
So, now we know - that's WHO let the dogs out!

I've been prescribed anti-gloating cream.
Can't WAIT to rub it in!

A truck loaded with Vick Vaporub at the junction of the M.25 and M.11.
Amazingly, Essex Police confirmed there was no congestion for 8 hours!

She asked me if I enjoyed my job - punching holes in metal sheets, then fixing them together with metal pins.
I said "It's riveting!"

When I was a nipper, my mum fed me alphabet soup.
She said I loved it - but she was just putting words into my mouth.

Last night, I dreamt I was swimming in a fizzy orange liquid.
Then I woke up, and found it was just a Fanta Sea.

When Satan found he had lost all his hair, there was Hell toupee.

Nostalgia is wonderful. Every time I put my car in reverse, I think:
"This takes me back!"

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