Smarter than your average bear? I think not....

[Dave Payn]

From today's Metro

http://www.metro.co.uk/metro/weird/article.html?in_page_id=4&in_article_id=17762

 

[2nd man down]

Hmm..that's a bit of a boo boo isn't it!!

 

[HBB]

I know a great chant about YOgi, shame I can't repeat it on here

 

[lynchie]

really... if he'd just handed over the picnic basket in the first place none of this would have happened...

 

[Seedhouse]

:lol:
Doesn't say why he was in a stand up against them though!? :?

 

[Dave Payn]

:lol:
Doesn't say why he was in a stand up against them though!? :?

Perhaps they couldn't 'bear' to explain..... ;-)

 

[Seedhouse]

OH DEAR! :shock: ...that was bad! :roll:

 

[Okiedokie of Oz]

I'd love to see more details......

 

[Dave Payn]

I'd love to see more details......

I did mail them and ask but they were a tad grizzly about parting with any more info.

 

[akwarose]

dave stop now please!!!


:wink:

 

[Dave Payn]

dave stop now please!!!


:wink:

Oh, all right. I nearly posted another even worse gag but just to show I can be amenable ;-)

 

[bruceg]

A 3 hour stand off - sounds like a big paws... (groan, sorry)

 

[Dave Payn]

A 3 hour stand off - sounds like a big paws... (groan, sorry)

You see akwa, it's easy for me to stop when tMP has such a good team of punmeisters. (Mr Bale? Mr Bale? It's your turn.... ;-))

 

[akwarose]

oh dear............ :roll:


*wanders of to lie down in darkened room*

 

[Dave Payn]

oh dear............ :roll:


*wanders of to lie down in darkened room*

Tell you what akwa, wandering off to a darkened room sounds like a very good idea to me. Particulalry if England lose in the football tonight, a bunker might be the safest place, given what happened after France beat England a couple of weeks ago!

 

[akwarose]

oh dear............ :roll:


*wanders of to lie down in darkened room*

Tell you what akwa, wandering off to a darkened room sounds like a very good idea to me. Particulalry if England lose in the football tonight, a bunker might be the safest place, given what happened after France beat England a couple of weeks ago!

i'm not entirely sure i'm interpreting that rite dave :?


:wink:

 

[bruceg]

I think it's probably best if you don't try too hard to interpret the ramblings of Mr Payne - your fragile young mind will remain intact for longer that way

I'm still recovering from the Phobile Moans afternoon...

 

[flugelgal]

I'm still recovering from the Phobile Moans afternoon...

You're not the only one - I was a new tMPer around about then ... I'm still considering sending your Phobile Moan kit, Bruce :wink:

 

[akwarose]

I think it's probably best if you don't try too hard to interpret the ramblings of Mr Payne - your fragile young mind will remain intact for longer that way

I'm still recovering from the Phobile Moans afternoon...

fragile young mind? PAH!!!


phobile moans?
wha??!?!!

 

[Curiosity_Kills]

I know a great chant about YOgi, shame I can't repeat it on here

Would that go something like : ...

I know a bear called Yogi Bear, Yogi Yogi ...

If it is, i know it too!