RANDOM PET SHOP

[dazzyboy]

Hello Good morning, Bore da, Guten Tag and welcome to my pet shop

Now today we have a giant bee for sale going very cheap

A bunch of elephants for sale by mr Pavarotti

A cute little sloth named buttercup

A frog named clive
annd some evil badgers

oh and a dog who has a chronic niccotoine addiction and is on the dole

thank you for looking see u again

 

[Naomi McFadyen]

:lol:

Some people just don't have enough to do sometimes!

:wink:

 

[dazzyboy]

oh i also have an unusual animal for sale called a cowwuube

 

[2nd trom virtuoso]

I want a giant bee!! :cry: nice show mate :wink:

 

[lynchie]

Ah the internet... a great way to find out useful information, to share news, to communicate efficiently blah blah blah blah...

 

[JessopSmythe]

I wouldn't buy anything from your pet shop! You can't tell the difference between the birds and the bees :shock:

Now today we have a giant bee for sale going very cheap

When was the last time you heard a bee go "Cheap"? That's budgies, you fool :!:

 

[TuTuKu]

When was the last time you heard a bee go "Cheap"? That's budgies, you fool

:roll: :roll: :wink:

 

[Well Worth It]

Geezer goes into a pet shop and he appears to be looking for something in particular. "Can I help you sir?" asks the sop playing assistant.
"Yes", replies the man, "I'm looking for a parrot to keep my mother company".
"Well sir we have those parrots down there", pointing towards a row of birds just off floor level. "Those little fellows are £200 each.
"Then there are those on the wall at £590 a piece."

"Why are they so much more expensive than the ones down there", asks the customer.

"Well those on the wall cost more because they're on higher perches".

IGMC
:roll:

 

[dazzyboy]

Hello everybody and Good Morning, Goedemorgen , Bon Jour , Namaste and Bom Dia

Welcome to the pet shop!

Today we have a special treat for ya

we have a llama called mark who is a gerbil famer

a skiing penguin called fluffy. This one came straight Rolf Harris on Animal Hospital.

This mouse needs to go straight too animal hospital

and we've got a hamster named aubrey.

Thank u and enjoy!