Quick Joke for you!

MattB

Member
A man is walking alonside the Commomwealth Games stadium in Manchester on his way to the final. He sees a man in sports gear carryng a large pole coming his way.

He stops the man and said, "Excuse me, are you a Pole Vaulter?"

The man replies, "Ja, und how did you know my name is Walter?"

Comments please.............!
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
Look, everybody that nasty conductor from Littleborough Public Brass Band is trying to steal my unofficial 'most awful joke teller on tMP' title from me! Boo hoo! ;-)

I doubt you'll succeed though.... :lol:
 

lynchie

Active Member
well... that was pretty bad... don't know if he could go for your consistency though Dave!
 

MattB

Member
You thought THAT one was bad! Try this one.............

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are sitting round the tree at Christmas.....

Darth: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth: You're getting a new light sabre.
Luke: How do you know!
Darth: And a new cape.
Luke: HOW DO YOU KNOW??
Darth: And you're getting a selection box.
Luke: HOW DO YOU KNOW?????????????????
Darth I feel your presents.

Be honest, how many of you got it first time???
 

manx_yessir

Member
MattB said:
A man is walking alonside the Commomwealth Games stadium in Manchester on his way to the final. He sees a man in sports gear carryng a large pole coming his way.

He stops the man and said, "Excuse me, are you a Pole Vaulter?"

The man replies, "Ja, und how did you know my name is Walter?"

Comments please.............!
Oh PLEASE NO MORE!!! :roll: I have visions of you telling these AWFUL jokes(??) at our many upcoming gigs and I just don't think I'll be able to cope! :wink: Still it could be worse.....Dave Payn could be our M.D.!! (No offence Dave, but your jokes are BAD!) :lol:
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
Oh PLEASE NO MORE!!! :roll: I have visions of you telling these AWFUL jokes(??) at our many upcoming gigs and I just don't think I'll be able to cope! :wink: Still it could be worse.....Dave Payn could be our M.D.!! (No offence Dave, but your jokes are BAD!) :lol:[/quote]

Excellent. I have a reputation to live down to after all! :wink:
 

MattB

Member
Andy, do you seriously think I would give away my best jokes on here? Oh no! I'm saving them for the concerts. Our beloved punters have become accustomed to me giving them laughs galore!!

Roll on Saturday................
 
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