Python Phrase Association... or the thread formerly known...

Lothianh

Member
[paraphrase]

It's a man's life on theMouthPiece dot com.

[/paraphrase]

Next week - four leading heads of state of the Afro-Asian nations against Bristol Rovers at Molineux.
 
damn it all the quotes i can think of that I just couldn't post on this forum :eek: so only one thing i can really say i spose.....


Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam.

Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.

Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam!

Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaaaaam!


:lol:
 

andyp

Active Member
Here is the "Bruces Philosophers Song", edited where necessary!

Immanuel Kant was a real ****-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could
think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume Schoppenhauer and Hegel.
And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya
'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently ******.

John Stewart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.
Plato they say could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a ****** for the bottle,
And Hoppes was fond of his dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a ****** when he's ******.
 
ZOOT: I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eightscore young blondes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no-one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life ... bathing ...dressing ... undressing ... making exciting underwear....



*sigh* one on my favourite scenes.......alll time fav either the black knight or the killer rabbit though!
 
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