'tMP Best Signature Award'
Keppler – “The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even gave me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when I am startled.”
Groovy – “Save a tree - eat a beaver.”
Dyl – “And the Lord said unto John: "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.....”
Bagpuss – “Assumption is the mother of all **** ups!!!”
manx_yessir – “Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals..”
Big Twigge – “Would you believe me if I said Camels glow in the dark??? Well they do!!!!!”
Bones – “Never use one short word where two multi-syllabic ones will obfuscate your meaning more effecatiously.”
Cornetgirl – “It's hard having the mentality of a dizzy blonde when you have the looks of a stationary brunette...”
Fishsta – you’ll have to look at one of his posts for an example! Click here!
SammyT – “My spelling is wobbly. It’s good spelling but it wobbles and the letters get in the wrong places”
EIBB_Ray – “There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.”
Dave Payn’s new one! – “Dad, I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up' 'But son, you can't do both!”
Keppler – “The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even gave me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when I am startled.”
Groovy – “Save a tree - eat a beaver.”
Dyl – “And the Lord said unto John: "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.....”
Bagpuss – “Assumption is the mother of all **** ups!!!”
manx_yessir – “Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals..”
Big Twigge – “Would you believe me if I said Camels glow in the dark??? Well they do!!!!!”
Bones – “Never use one short word where two multi-syllabic ones will obfuscate your meaning more effecatiously.”
Cornetgirl – “It's hard having the mentality of a dizzy blonde when you have the looks of a stationary brunette...”
Fishsta – you’ll have to look at one of his posts for an example! Click here!
SammyT – “My spelling is wobbly. It’s good spelling but it wobbles and the letters get in the wrong places”
EIBB_Ray – “There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.”
Dave Payn’s new one! – “Dad, I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up' 'But son, you can't do both!”