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I put in Elvis Presley... it's one of my assignments for uni...
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An essay on Chocolate Muffins
In order to understand our selves, we must first understand Chocolate Muffins. Underestimate Chocolate Muffins at your peril. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning Chocolate Muffins by the easily lead, obviously. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Chocolate Muffins.
Social Factors
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Chocolate Muffins to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she could have been making a reference to Chocolate Muffins, but probably not. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, Chocolate Muffins irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.
Status, Security, Fame - Chocolate Muffins, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Chocolate Muffins they are changed.
Economic Factors
Our world is driven by supply and demand. We shall examine the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model using the median instead of the mean, where possible. Annual
Military
Budget
(this graph went up!!! of course ;-))
Chocolate Muffins
How do we explain these clear trends? Recent studies indicate that the annual military budget will eventually break free from the powerful influence of Chocolate Muffins, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.
Political Factors
Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing Chocolate Muffins and ones own image of themselves.
To quote nobel prize winner Elijah Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Chocolate Muffins until he was well into his thirties. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Chocolate Muffins and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
Is Chocolate Muffins politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion
We can say with certainty Chocolate Muffins is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It brings peace, it stimulates and figures show it's a winning formular.
I will leave the last word to the famous Britney Astaire: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Chocolate Muffins ROCKS!!! [3]
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[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT
[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dickinster - 1999 Hughs Books
[3] Your guide to Chocolate Muffins - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing
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