Old tiger joke.

Dave Payn

Active Member
A man is driving along a motorway with his pet Bengal tiger in the front seat. He's spotted by a policeman and the man is eventually asked to pull over.

'You can't have a Bengal tiger as a front seat passenger! It's a danegrous animal. Take him to the zoo!' And the man reluctantly did as he was told.

A few hours later the man is making his return journey with the same Bengal tiger in the front passenger seat. Again he's spotted by the constabulary and he pulls over again

'I thought you were told to take this tiger to the zoo' said the policeman

'I did', said the man. 'And he loved it. I'm taking him to the pictures now.'


Staff member
hurrah for tigers! :D


Dave Payn

Active Member
You know wot I mean. Previous repsonse in this thread. You know, HOBBES.

Anyway, Inprefer leopards to tigers. If they get lost, they're easily spotted.

So there.

Off to my OAP Christmas gig now (Hurrah!)

Signing off.

Have a nice weekend and remember the Payn Christmas motto... eat drink and be.........violently sick :) :lol:

Ta-ra chucks!


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Met a man one day who told me he had just shot all the tigers in Windsor Great Park.

When I told him there weren't any tigers in Windsor Great Park he turned to me and said: "I know, I've just shot them all" :oops: :lol: :lol:

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