Old folks joke

Dave Payn

Active Member
One day at the home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age."

The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try.

"Pull down your pants, " she says.

He doesn't understand but does it anyway. She inspects his backside for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old."

"That's amazing, " the man says. "How did you know?"

"You told me yesterday."
 

rutty

Active Member
:lol:

Dave, your avatar looks very much like the one used by Uncle Norbert...

Maybe it's already been mentioned, I don't have time to read every thread. Uncle N caused a bit of trouble in tMP early days.
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
rutty said:
:lol:

Dave, your avatar looks very much like the one used by Uncle Norbert...

Maybe it's already been mentioned, I don't have time to read every thread. Uncle N caused a bit of trouble in tMP early days.

Pure coincidence. I decided on creating a temporary Avatar yesterday whilst I find a suitable mugshot of me to put on here. Still, I DID manage to cause some trouble earlier today. This Avatar is clearly a curse! :wink:
 

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