oh dear

akwarose

Active Member
ladles and jellyspoons... it appears i am the only person online, and i've very lonely :(
are you all too drunk to type?
could it be that you are asleep at 2:30 am?
say it isnt so!
 

Okiedokie of Oz

Active Member
No, at this time (11 39aM) I was engaging a preparatory grade (post preschool, pre-grade 1) in a lively discussion about clarinets, flutes, saxes and trumpets and how important practise is........ :roll:
 

ScrapingtheBottom

Active Member
WoodenFlugel said:
lynchie said:
Dinie said:
http://hjem.get2net.dk/petermad2/cartoons/schaf.gif

Just try clicking this link tonight, see if that helps! :lol: :wink:

[pedantic]surely that's counting fences rather than sheep...[/pedantic]

Am I right in thinking you're a trainee engineer?

Then I predict big things for you dear boy..... :)

Must resist the engineer jokes, must resist.... aaarrggh

Two engineering students are walk across campus and one is wheeling a motorcycle.

"Where did you get that from?", says the other student.

"Well", said the first student, "yesterday this beautiful woman in a leather catsuit on a bike pulled up to me, got off the bike, ripped off her catsuit and said 'take anything you want!'"

"Yeah you picked the right thing," said the second student, "the clothes probably wouldn't have fit"

BOOM BOOM!

What's an engineer?

A scientist with the brain removed.

sorry...
 

WoodenFlugel

Moderator
Staff member
:lol: :lol: :lol: It's all true! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mind you Chris - didn't I read a post of yours enquiring about the molecular make up of valve oils......? :wink: :D
 

ScrapingtheBottom

Active Member
WoodenFlugel said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: It's all true! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mind you Chris - didn't I read a post of yours enquiring about the molecular make up of valve oils......? :wink: :D

I am a scientist... :roll: !!
 

lynchie

Active Member
ScrapingtheBottom said:
What's an engineer?

A scientist with the brain removed.

sorry...

On an open day somewhere or other I was told the reply to that one

What's a scientist?

An engineer with the balls removed...

equally sorry...

:wink:
 

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