Here's one or two....
"Come on then, if you think you're hard enough"
All of a sudden, Tiddles had the feeling he was being watched.
Lone Feline Suicide Bomber Loses Face By Wetting Himself In Fright At The Last Moment
" I can't tell which one it was that bit me m'lud , they all look the same to me"
Latest Alternative to Fox-Hunting Condemned as "Too Cruel"
"And this, gentlemen, is the rare one-eyed cat-burglar"
Many more too rude to post!