October Caption Competition

[dyl]

No prizes (!) - this is strictly for fun! Post a caption for the following photo. Winner to be announced at the end of the month.

And please remember to keep 'em clean! 8)

 

[andyp]

Here's one or two....

"Come on then, if you think you're hard enough"

All of a sudden, Tiddles had the feeling he was being watched.

Lone Feline Suicide Bomber Loses Face By Wetting Himself In Fright At The Last Moment

" I can't tell which one it was that bit me m'lud , they all look the same to me"

Latest Alternative to Fox-Hunting Condemned as "Too Cruel"

"And this, gentlemen, is the rare one-eyed cat-burglar"

Many more too rude to post!

 

[ploughboy]

The Adjudicator felt as though the bandsmen didn't like the results!

 

[dyl]

"I can't tell which one it was that bit me m'lud , they all look the same to me"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Cantonian]

I said that it was the SALVATION Army I wanted to join.

 

[PeterBale]

It should have been "Kitten on the Keys" followed by some BACH :!:

 

[Naomi McFadyen]

'German Shepherd Song'.... and a cat?! :shock:

 

[Big Twigge]

When Tracey was sent a mystery card on valentines day, she took the risk and turned up outside the "Pack of hounds" which she innocently assumed was a pub....

 

[NAS]

OOOOOOH "BEEP" !!!!





:wink:


Neil Samuel
Leyland Band
MD Rainford Silver

 

[Kerwintootle]

Sheba was really pushing her luck in front of the poorly sighted dogs.

or

'Bite me'

 

[Kari Anson]

"Now there's one wet pussy"

Before you all start, it is perfectly clean and adheres to a family site. If you look you will see one pussy cat in a puddle!

 

[Kerwintootle]

Who's the daddy?!?

 

[Maestro]

Tiddles began to wish she hadn't started singing "Who Let The Dogs Out?"

 

[PeterBale]

I've heard of "Pack up your troubles" but this is a bit much :!:

 

[LipService]

Hmmmmm.....

"Hands up who's getting home for dinner - NOT so fast Tiddles"

"Put your tail up and move directly forward.. DO NOT LOOK BACK"

"Tiddles used her cunninging diversary tactic of 'Looking The Other Way'"


:lol:

 

[Despot]

One dog to \nother:
" I know the Police Force are looking for greater ethnic diversity, but this is ridiculous!"

 

[PeterBale]

Sheriff in the Wild West: "I said to round up a posse, not hound a pussy!"

 

[Heather]

Good one Peter!!!!
You're winning for me!

 

[Sellers_Bird]

"when they said we were goin to a fashion show, i didnt think we'd be literally watching the cat-walk" :roll:

 

[satchmo shaz]

ok lads, on your marks, get set.............GO!!