Cheese, binbags and milk.
Miss Presley said:I have a dog (although she doesn't smell, is very clean and beautiful)
2nd man down said:Poor Lara couldn't smell even if she wanted to..she's had her anal scent glands removed!!! Fancy being able to f*rt and not make peoples eyes water?!?!? What a nightmare!!! :biggrin:
Miss Presley said:She's not actually had them removed, we just have to go and have them emptied every month, and its FREE!!!!!!
Someone sticks their fingers up her bum and squeezes it all out!
Sam Atherton said:On the one hand... Yuck!
On the other... can you get that done to people? Our sop player can be enough to make you cry on sunday mornings... I think the band would pay!
2nd man down said:Mines a really odd compulsion...I can't stop myself buying things like power tools and drill bits and stuff like that...but i abhor DIY and stay as far away from it as possible!!!!