November Caption Competition

[Roger Thorne]

Here's the November Caption Competition

As usual its just for fun
so there's no prizes
Good Luck

:wink:

 

[lynchie]

Poorly thought out ramraid on music shop goes terribly wrong.

 

[neiltwist]

new style of marching for lazy bass players

 

[PeterBale]

"I said we were going to cross the Rubicon, not motocross with the helicon!"

 

[lynchie]

The 60s : When mopeds were pants and gigbags were a dream.

 

[Maestro]

When my neighbours told me they would wrap the damned thing round my neck if they heard me play it once more before 8am, I thought they were joking.

 

[Lauradoll]

I must I must I must practice at all times if I'm gonna beat Alex Kerwin in the British Open Solo Contest next year.....................

 

[Di]

I must say, when my teacher told me to practice my "cycular" breathing, I didn't expect it to be this hard :? :lol: :roll:

 

[Seedhouse]

If I can just get a kick off from the kerb, i'll be on my way in no time!

 

[tubatu]

Hell's Angels - Brass Band Chapter (Training Band)

 

[johnflugel]

'One of the Dyke Bass Players takes exception to being asked not to pedal for a change'

'That guy on ebay said he'd deliver...doh!'

Edited: (RT)

 

[WhatSharp?]

Nobby came a cropper whilst trying prove that bass player do sometimes take their instruments home....

 

[groovy]

Poor Johnny. He just never saw that flying bass coming.

 

[EIBB_Ray]

The courier's decision to cut through the parade proved disasterous as he found that he must now join a brass band.

 

[I bang AND Blow!]

In the governments latest attempt to try and reduce congestion and pollution in city centres, Tony Blair demonstrates the advantages of the all new 'Parp 'n' Ride' scheme.

 

[lynchie]

...this is why i said i don't go south of the river...

 

[big_benthomson]

Protective cycle-wear was steadily becoming more and more instrumental

 

[bagpuss]

Choosey and Fawkes introduces the all new flat - pack tuba.

or

This is what COULD have happened if evolution had affected snails



Puss

 

[BigHorn]

Road saftey organisations have expressed the view that Honda's new satalite navigation system for motorcycles needs further development.

 

[bagpuss]

Scooter boy didn't believe the man who told him he was going to wrap that trombone around his neck!!