New Joke...well it is to me anyway.
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Maestro
Active Member
Was it that bad? 
Hey, perhaps we can have a new weekly/monthly competition for the worst joke, in the best possible taste of course, seeing as this is a fmaily site.
Hmmmmmmmmm, let me think...
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh.
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: Piiig.
Hey, perhaps we can have a new weekly/monthly competition for the worst joke, in the best possible taste of course, seeing as this is a fmaily site.
Hmmmmmmmmm, let me think...
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh.
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: Piiig.
Naomi McFadyen
New Member
lol! :lol:
Some of those were funny...
What's the last thing to go through a flies mind when it hits a windscreen?
It's ****! lol!
(Edit: Mod)
Some of those were funny...
What's the last thing to go through a flies mind when it hits a windscreen?
It's ****! lol!
(Edit: Mod)
johnflugel
Active Member
Why do Irishman wear two condoms?
To be sure, to be sure
To be sure, to be sure
How many sopranos does it take to change a light-bulb :?: . . . Only one: she stands still holding the bulb and the world revolves around her :!:
How many conductors does it take to change a light-bulb :?: . . . No-one knows, 'cause nobody watches the conductor :cry: :lol: :lol:
How many conductors does it take to change a light-bulb :?: . . . No-one knows, 'cause nobody watches the conductor :cry: :lol: :lol:
Dave Payn
Active Member
I include this trumpet gag because in a roundabout way, it actually happened to me. I'll explain afterwards.
How do trumpet players normally greet each other?
'Hi, I'm better than you'.
Now on my first day at the RCM (September 1982. I did actually only last a year....) a fellow first year student introduced himself to me and said, 'There's a bit of playing here other than the lessons, but you won't get any 'cos I'm better than you'. Still, he lasted the four years so he must have been right but what a way to introduce yourself!
He remains nameless (for now, save that his initials are DS). All I can say is that I hope the ravages of time have mellowed him from the class A1 p*at he was then!
p.s. Dyl, I had an asterisked word in my Limerick 'edited' and rightly so. That same word appears on this thread in exactly the same asterisked way yet it remains. Consistency, please.
Regards
Dave
How do trumpet players normally greet each other?
'Hi, I'm better than you'.
Now on my first day at the RCM (September 1982. I did actually only last a year....) a fellow first year student introduced himself to me and said, 'There's a bit of playing here other than the lessons, but you won't get any 'cos I'm better than you'. Still, he lasted the four years so he must have been right but what a way to introduce yourself!
He remains nameless (for now, save that his initials are DS). All I can say is that I hope the ravages of time have mellowed him from the class A1 p*at he was then!
p.s. Dyl, I had an asterisked word in my Limerick 'edited' and rightly so. That same word appears on this thread in exactly the same asterisked way yet it remains. Consistency, please.
Regards
Dave
andywooler
Supporting Member
How Many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A Fish :!:
A Fish :!:
The Cornet King
Active Member
How do you know if a percussionist is knocking at you door :?: :?:
The knocking gradually gets faster!! (Sorry percussionists!)
The knocking gradually gets faster!! (Sorry percussionists!)