New Joke...Unashamedly nicked from Radio 2

lynchie

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awww, porr scotland... they nearly made it, just a shame the dutch decided to play in the second leg!
 

Tromgod

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Prediction: England will be out in 1st round as Beckham's hair net will slip, causing him to scratch his face with his false nails and he will trip over in his sarong and pull the hamstring of the "rugged" and totally non injury prone Owen.

Ho ho ho!
 

Dave Payn

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Scottish goalkeeper joke part II

All in jest, all in jest.... :)
It'll be England's turn to take the rap if they play like they did againstt Denmark when the Euro 2004 tournament gets under way...


What's the difference between a Scottish goalkeeper and a taxi driver?


The taxi driver only lets in five.....
 

Maestro

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Re: Scottish goalkeeper joke part II

Dave Payn said:
All in jest, all in jest.... :)
It'll be England's turn to take the rap if they play like they did againstt Denmark when the Euro 2004 tournament gets under way...


What's the difference between a Scottish goalkeeper and a taxi driver?


The taxi driver only lets in five.....
.....and a turnstile only lets them in 1 at a time
 

HBB

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We may have lost, but at least we got 2 goals!!!! and don't have an average of -6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



:twisted:

Ben
;)
 

Moy

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Just so that we can forget THAT football match here is another joke....

Q. What's the difference between ROAST BEEF and PEA SOUP?

A. U can roast beef but can't P soup :lol:
 
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