New Courses for Women!

[MRSH]

I'm sure you can find at least one that you want to sign up for????


Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
20. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You've Worn Before

 

[EIBB_Ray]

you've redeemed yourself, you may keep your membership...... :wink:

 

[MRSH]

you've redeemed yourself, you may keep your membership...... :wink:

Phew - that's a relief I thought I was gonna be banished in to the black void of being tmp-less. 8) 8)

 

[aimee_euph]

8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking

could go in for this one.

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Hmm, not loving this.

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

did this perfect on my test.

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

LOL

20. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You've Worn Before

dont be daft!!!

 

[Dave Euph]

Brilliant! I particularly like #2 ...

... is it me or are the women here at tMP a lot more tolerant to sexist jokes than in other communities?

 

[Bluebottle]

... is it me or are the women here at tMP a lot more tolerant to sexist jokes than in other communities?

probably coz they've become immune due to severe exposure at band practice?! :wink: :roll:

 

[Big Twigge]

most definitely. The banding community had enabled many women to live in the gutter with the men...innuendos galore!

 

[rutty]

Sexism r00lz 8)

I've posted these a while ago, but seeing as we've got loads more members they're probably worth a re-airing:

...a selection of images with the them "if women ruled the world"

 

[sugarandspice]

But with out women what would men have to keep them selves "occupied" at band practice??

Face it- you cant live with out us!!

 

[Well Worth It]

I'm sure we'd survive for a couple of generations... :wink:

 

[sugarandspice]

I'm sure we'd survive for a couple of generations... :wink:

and how exactly do you plan on doing that?!

 

[HBB]

Egg Clinics?

 

[sugarandspice]

dont think you have thought this through very well really! i mean do you really think men could cope with pregnancy?! HA!

 

[ScrapingtheBottom]

dont think you have thought this through very well really! i mean do you really think men could cope with pregnancy?! HA!

Of course we can cope with pregnancy - all you need is hot water and towels...

 

[sugarandspice]

:roll:

 

[Liz Courts]

Ah...don't you just love sexism?!! :lol:

 

[lynchie]

ah come on now girls, there's a time and a place for equality...

 

[rutty]

dont think you have thought this through very well really! i mean do you really think men could cope with pregnancy?! HA!

Of course we can cope with pregnancy - all you need is hot water and towels...

I've had trapped wind. Pregnancy can't be much different than that right? 8)

 

[Liz Courts]

:roll: