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Just got this from a mate....thought it might amuse.....

Recently, a Husband Super Store opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rules were, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paid jobs, love kids, and are good looking." "This is getting interesting," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men earn stupendous salaries, are very good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men are rich, love kids, are weak-at-the-knees handsome, help with the housework and have strong romantic streaks." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!”

So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on this last door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are absolutely impossible to please. The exit is to your left, go away and don’t come back!"

.....awaiting female responses with interest...... :wink:
Very funny indeed however as I don't have the need to shop for men and I hate window shopping I'm not at liberty to disclose at which floor I'd stop!


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Misogyny????????? Thought that was a type of wood!!!! Or was that monogamy???

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well, i dont need to shop for a guy, as i have found the perfect bloke and i love him loads. but if i was shoppin, i would have stopped at the 4th floor :p

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