May Caption Competition

[Roger Thorne]

May Caption Competition

Keeping things topical, here's your Bank Holiday Photo

As usual - there's no prizes - it's just for fun.

Good Luck

:wink:

 

[Di]

Hurry up dear, the bands'll be here soon and the first place they'll come to is the beer tent! :guiness

 

[Mrs Fruity]

...And I thought we could incorporate this in next year's set test "Paganxxx Variations", ...

 

[drummergurl]

what was left of the beer tent after lots of happy and not so happy bandspeople had "calmly chatted"

 

[Bassment Jinx]

UK Foreign Secretary Jack Straw

"As you can see, the planned exile of maypole dancers to remote and desolate Countries is well under way. This should strengthen our credibility and make the UK a more sane place to live"

 

[Nuke]

What do you mean the 60s are over?

 

[katej]

"Here we go round the mulberry bush...."

Kate

 

[blondey]

I knew the woman selling the 'magic beans' looked a bit dodgey.....

 

[akwarose]

as hard as they tried, they knew they could never get all the stand banners woven in time....

 

[impycornet]

Not exactly what Doran was expecting when Ben Suggested they stop off to watch some Pole Dancers !

:lol:

 

[Soppy]

Women to Man

"Now I know why this was only half price!"

 

[2nd man down]

Hang on...that's my knicker elastic you've got there!!!"

 

[tewkeshorn]

"Excuse me dear, I think you should be at the Lord of the Rings reunion next door, this is the Grizzly Adams convention."

 

[Nuke]

Will you stop whinging woman, this is the biggest pole i could get at such short notice.... well how was i supposed to know it was may day... yes i know i forgot your birthday aswell but do you have to keep throwing that back in my face.

 

[eckyboy]

Bush will never find me under here.

 

[Well Worth It]

RIDE THE WORLD'S ONLY ANOREXIC CAMEL HERE.

 

[2nd man down]

"Look I know we're both vegetarians but will you please stop f*rting like that...look at the state of the tent now!!!"

 

[Cornishwomble]

Ikea to sponsor Bugle contest stage this year

 

[Di]

(Any of you who have had to sit through those school galas on May Day will appreciate this one)!!!. :lol:

Hmm, yes we are a bit old for maypole dancing, but we were only 6 when we started, but it sort of got a bit tangled ......

 

[Well Worth It]

I think it might be time to stop.


Why stop at all?


Come now Rizhelda, we've been decorating this Christmas Tree for 14 years.