Make 'em Happy!!!!!

MRSH

Supporting Member
Predictable - but so true.

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.......

A man only needs to be :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminato
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :
1. S**g him
2. Leave him in peace
 

2nd man down

Moderator
Staff member
You forgot "Leave the bog seat down"!! For some reason you've wasted your time with all the others if you forget that one!! :?
 

lynchie

Active Member
Well Worth It said:
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :
1. S**g him
2. Leave him in peace
3. Fill fridge with beer

you should be careful with that one... some women's idea of beer borders on the undrinkable... and make sure they know that Kaliber is NOT BEER!
 

Well Worth It

Active Member
#37. Geezer hopes for Stella.
#34. Tries not to cry when supermarket specials cram the fridge and block space for personally purchased Wifey-whacker.
 

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