Love poems

[Well Worth It]

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

 

[WhatSharp?]

Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night,
Your ears are like flowers - cauliflowers,
Your eyes are like pools--cesspools,
Your hands are like petals -- Bicycle Petals,
Your Hair is like the sea -- the dead sea...


any more anyone?

 

[Well Worth It]

:lol:

 

[Dave Payn]

Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night,
Your ears are like flowers - cauliflowers,
Your eyes are like pools--cesspools,
Your hands are like petals -- Bicycle Petals,
Your Hair is like the sea -- the dead sea...


any more anyone?

You have a face like a million dollars - all green and crinkly
Your presence is a joy - that of a killjoy

 

[TLM]

Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night,
Your ears are like flowers - cauliflowers,
Your eyes are like pools--cesspools,
Your hands are like petals -- Bicycle Petals,
Your Hair is like the sea -- the dead sea...


any more anyone?

Your hair is like wool - steel wool.

 

[Jack E]

"She had a laugh like a squadron of cavalry galloping over a tin bridge."
P. G. Wodehouse

 

[4th Cornet]

Roses are red
violets are blue
thats done with the poem
so can I s*** you

Oh dear. We have a winner for the overstepping the mark prize.

 

[GER]

Oh dear. We have a winner for the overstepping the mark prize.

Sorry