Lightbulb Jokes


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How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?
none cause REAL men aren't afraid of the dark.

How many REAL women does it take to change a light bulb
none cause they always hang around with REAL men.


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onedrummeruk said:
Steve21 said:
For the lateral thinkers here is a light bulb related question to work out.

There are 3 lights in the loft and 3 corresponding switches in the basement and there is no way to see the lights when standing at the switches. You may touch the switches only three times in total and you have to establish which switch is for which light, however you cannot leave the basement until you have finished flicking the switches.

I will post the answer in a couple of days.

Erm I think -

Turn one on for a few minutes.
Then turn the second one on the rush to the attic
The hot turned on light is the 1st switch, the cold turned on is the second and the off one is the third.

Do I get gold star :D

Very close but no gold star. If you turn two on for five mins, flick one off and then calmly walk to the attic then one is on (still switched on), one is off (switch you never touched) and the other will still be warm but not on. If you use all three allowed flicks on the switches you dont need to rush anywhere. Well done though :D


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How many Psychiatrists (sp?) does it take to change a light bulb??

That depends on whether the light bulb TRULY wants to change.

What's the difference between a woman and a lightbulb??

You can unscrew a lightbulb!!

How many sop players does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows as sop players always go too high and miss!!!!!

Puss Puss


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Q: How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Four. One to change it and the other three to complain about how high it is!

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