Last language contribution! (honest!)

Dave Payn

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Dodgy translations

Harlez-vous francais?
Can you drive a French motorcycle?

Ex post fucto
Lost in the mail

Idios amigos
We're wild and crazy guys!

Veni, VIPi, Vici
I came; I'm a very important person; I conquered

J'y suis, J'y pestes
I can stay for the weekend

Cogito Eggo sum
I think; therefore, I am a waffle

Rigor Morris
The cat is dead

Respondez s'il vous plaid
Honk if you're Scots

Que sera, serf
Life is feudal

Le roi est mort. Jive le roi
The King is dead. No kidding.

Posh mortem
Death styles of the rich and famous

Pro Bozo publico
Support your local clown

Monage a trois
I am three years old

Felix navidad
Our cat has a boat

Haste cuisine
Fast French food

Veni, vidi, vice
I came, I saw, I partied

Quip pro quo
A fast retort

Ich liebe rich
I'm really crazy about having dough

Fui generis
What's mine is mine

VISA la France
Don't leave chateau without it

Merci rien
Thanks for nothin'


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La donna e mobile
The bird's got a bike (courtesy of Frank Muir)

Fille aux cheveux de lin
Fillet of lean horses

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