Just when you thought it was safe.....

[Dave Payn]

.... that horrible itch that won't go away comes back! Welcome one and all, I'm yer new housemaid.... er... sorry.... housemate. Bear with me whilst I try and catch up on all the goings on and off in the BoC Brother house. I'm only to glad to join you. Because you all seem to be coming apart! Ha ha!

 

[HBB]

Heya Dude!

Welcome to the house. THat's the bedroom, the toilet, the kitchen, the lounge, blah-di-blah-di-blah.

Nice to see you. Watch out for Crawford, he's a bit vicious with a tennis racket!

Have Fun!!

Bunnyboc

 

[Dave Payn]

Heya Dude!

Welcome to the house. THat's the bedroom, the toilet, the kitchen, the lounge, blah-di-blah-di-blah.

Nice to see you. Watch out for Crawford, he's a bit vicious with a tennis racket!

Have Fun!!

Bunnyboc

Thank you Bunnyboc. It's all right, I'm quite vicious with salmon paste sandwiches when I want to be! :twisted:

 

[super_sop]

looks at Mr pain rather suspisously.

hiya dude.

welcome to the bb house.

*whispers did you bring any wood with you or any other goodies :?: *

 

[Dave Payn]

looks at Mr pain rather suspisously.

hiya dude.

welcome to the bb house.

*whispers did you bring any wood with you or any other goodies :?: *

*whispers I did bring a salmon paste sandwich but I have to keep that for now in case I have to use it in self defence against an assailant. I've got a Thomson's directory. Is that any good?*

 

[super_sop]

looks at Mr pain rather suspisously.

hiya dude.

welcome to the bb house.

*whispers did you bring any wood with you or any other goodies :?: *

*whispers I did bring a salmon paste sandwich but I have to keep that for now in case I have to use it in self defence against an assailant. I've got a Thomson's directory. Is that any good?*

mite be dude, did you sneak a fone in in your undies or somthn :shock:

 

[2nd man down]

OI!! BOC Bro?!?!? I wanted a female (purely to keep the balance you understand) and you send us in the Dave Lee Travis lookalike?!?!? :? :? :wink:

No offence intended Dave :wink: , I'm more than happy to finally make your cyber acquaintance at long last. Do you have any plasters? My wounds have been weeping since Kate_the_Horn left?!?

 

[Dave Payn]

looks at Mr pain rather suspisously.

hiya dude.

welcome to the bb house.

*whispers did you bring any wood with you or any other goodies :?: *

*whispers I did bring a salmon paste sandwich but I have to keep that for now in case I have to use it in self defence against an assailant. I've got a Thomson's directory. Is that any good?*

mite be dude, did you sneak a fone in in your undies or somthn :shock:

Shhhh. Yes, of course! I've got the ringer set on vibrate too!

 

[Dave Payn]

OI!! BOC Bro?!?!? I wanted a female (purely to keep the balance you understand) and you send us in the Dave Lee Travis lookalike?!?!? :? :? :wink:

No offence intended Dave :wink: , I'm more than happy to finally make your cyber acquaintance at long last. Do you have any plasters? My wounds have been weeping since Kate_the_Horn left?!?

Ah, so it was YOU who composed 'My Love Is Like A Red, Red Sore!'

In any case, I consider it an honour to be compared to the hairy cornflake, but then again, I'm blind. And deaf.

 

[Seedhouse]

Ah, so it was YOU who composed 'My Love Is Like A Red, Red Sore!'

OH dear! :lol:

Welcome to the BB house mate *shakes Dave's hand*
Hope you'll enjoy your time here!
Most of us are up for a good laugh! Unless semolina is involved :? :roll: :wink:

 

[Dave Payn]

Ah, so it was YOU who composed 'My Love Is Like A Red, Red Sore!'

OH dear! :lol:

Welcome to the BB house mate *shakes Dave's hand*
Hope you'll enjoy your time here!
Most of us are up for a good laugh! Unless semolina is involved :? :roll: :wink:

*Accepts handshake warmly - he has a lit match concealed in the palm of his right hand* ;-)

I'm sure (in fact, I KNOW) I'll enjoy my time here. Fortunately, I'm stark out of semolina. I trust that anchovies in HP sauce aren't a problem?

 

[Seedhouse]

Anchovies in HP sauce could do...
Just try not to use them to cause others to damage furniture! :roll: :wink: