lynchie
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My sister sent me this!
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopy-pants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy
c = buttercup d = gidget
e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit
w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
* a = apple * b = toilet
* c = giggle * d = burger
* e = girdle * f = barf
* g = lizard * h = waffle
* i = cootie * j = monkey
* k = potty * l = liver
* m = banana * n = rhino
* o = bubble * p = hamster
* q = toad * r = gizzard
* s = pizza * t = gerbil
* u = chicken * v = pickle
* w = chuckle * x = tofu
* y = gorilla * z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
* a = head * b = mouth
* c = face * d = nose
* e = tush * f = breath
* g = pants * h = shorts
* i = lips * j = honker
* k = butt * l = brain
* m = tushie * n = chunks
* o = hiney * p = biscuits
* q = toes * r = buns
* s = fanny * t = sniffer
* u = sprinkles * v = kisser
* w = squirt * x = ###########
* y = brains * z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!
I'm Dorkey Gorilla Face apparently!
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopy-pants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy
c = buttercup d = gidget
e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit
w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
* a = apple * b = toilet
* c = giggle * d = burger
* e = girdle * f = barf
* g = lizard * h = waffle
* i = cootie * j = monkey
* k = potty * l = liver
* m = banana * n = rhino
* o = bubble * p = hamster
* q = toad * r = gizzard
* s = pizza * t = gerbil
* u = chicken * v = pickle
* w = chuckle * x = tofu
* y = gorilla * z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
* a = head * b = mouth
* c = face * d = nose
* e = tush * f = breath
* g = pants * h = shorts
* i = lips * j = honker
* k = butt * l = brain
* m = tushie * n = chunks
* o = hiney * p = biscuits
* q = toes * r = buns
* s = fanny * t = sniffer
* u = sprinkles * v = kisser
* w = squirt * x = ###########
* y = brains * z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!
I'm Dorkey Gorilla Face apparently!
