JULY Caption Competition

[Roger Thorne]

Here's the pic for the July Caption Competition:

Usual rules apply i.e. no prizes - it's just for fun!

:wink:

 

[kate_the_horn]

(bloke on left)- Can i have a go of ure trumpet?

(bloke on right) - its a bloody Euphonium!!

brassed off styley!

 

[HBB]

Ambulance Man: Sorry To hear about the accident, if you just get in the van, we'll try our best to remove it....

 

[WoodenFlugel]

Bloke on left: Do you realise by doing that, you are becoming part of a decreasing minority, a minority viewed as anti-social by politicians and a health risk by doctors?

Bloke on right: Doing what? Smoking?

Bloke on left: No! Playing Sousaphone.......

:roll: :roll:

 

[impycornet]

Excuse me mate,

Which way to the Corn Exchange ??
:lol:

 

[Aidan]

:lol: :lol:

 

[DublinBass]

Sorry, I couldn't think of a good caption. I'm just wondering how many pints were tucked away in his bag there. :guiness

 

[Euph-Bari]

the bands that away!

 

[akwarose]

noting the little kids banner says ban something or other (i cant read it)


*bloke with the sousaphone*

*@%&! kids!!! no appreciation of real music.....

 

[Well Worth It]

If you don't stop blowing that thing I'm gonna wrap it round your bloody neck!

 

[Well Worth It]

Bloke to paramedic: Yeah he's about this high, carrying a sign, and he's got my mouthpiece!

 

[Well Worth It]

Paramedic: 'Ere mate give us a hand shoving these piles back up there will you? Feels like I've been muted!

 

[akwarose]

Just act normal, perhaps they wont notice i'm smoking....

 

[nickjones]

SHOCK NEWS....
IAN PORTHOUSE TAKES NEW PRINCIPAL CORNET SEAT AT WEST YORKS AMBULANCE BAND.

other news Lyndon Baglin takes up busking on sousaphone at whit friday

 

[PeterBale]

In the absence of the customary open fire and blanket, Chief Running Bear prepares to try a different way of sending smoke signals . . .

 

[Dave Payn]

(Chap on the left)

'Ere. Weren't you leader of the Conservative Party until a few months go? 'Ow the mighty 'ave fallen, eh?'

 

[PeterBale]

"I said 'Belt up' not 'Bell up'!"

 

[Dave Payn]

(Having just arrived back from Portugal....) 'Ha! No one will ever suspect I caught the ball from Beckham's penalty in here!'

 

[lynchie]

The thought "where am I? And what's wrapped around me?" is soon to be followed by "Ah nuts, I'm getting married today!"

 

[2nd man down]

and first prize for "most outrageous epaulette" goes to...