Joke: 30 years does make a difference

TheMusicMan

tMP Founder
Staff member
Thirty years does make a difference...

1972: Long hair
2002: Longing for hair

1972: KEG
2002: EKG

1972: Acid rock
2002: Acid reflux

1972: Moving to California because it's cool
2002: Moving to California because it's warm

1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1972: Hoping for a BMW
2002: Hoping for a BM

1972: The Grateful Dead
2002: Dr. Kevorkian

1972: Going to a new, hip joint
2002: Receiving a new hip joint

1972: Rolling Stones
2002: Kidney Stones

1972: Being called into the principal's office
2002: Calling the principal's office

1972: Disco
2002: Costco

1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1972: Passing the drivers' test
2002: Passing the vision test

1972: Whatever
2002: Depends
 

Okiedokie of Oz

Active Member
Sounds like the "Four Stages of Life"

1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don't Believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus
4) You look like Santa Claus
 

lynchie

Active Member
Okiedokie of Oz said:
Sounds like the "Four Stages of Life"

1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don't Believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus
4) You look like Santa Claus
So you mean we all get to become Santa Claus?? Wow!!

I'll let you know when I reach stage 2. :D
 
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