January Caption Competition

[Keppler]

Here's the pic for the January Caption Competition:

continuing the marine theme...

Usual rules apply i.e. No prizes!

Have fun!

Kepps

 

[backrowbloke]

Cliff's seafood themed dinner paries are getting beyond a joke

 

[johnflugel]

'The tables have turned on the Al Qaeda, whose plot to sink the Queen Mary ended in failure when thwarted by the government funded sea police'

John

 

[andyp]

No, no, no! I said bring an INFLA-TABLE......not a dining table!


[groan]

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[Darth_Tuba]

The low budget remake of Jaws wasn't quite as impressive as the original.

 

[PeterBale]

. . . Keppler was determined to make sure he had his sea legs when he got on board for the single-handed Atlantic race . . .

 

[onedrummeruk]

with the mattress removed, it was definately an easier ride than the wardrobe.

 

[cornetchap]

With the nearest Ikea being in Southampton, delivery to the Isle of Wight was always going to be a challenge.

 

[WhatSharp?]

The chairman of Village Idiot waterboys brass decided to table a motion.

 

[WhatSharp?]

Jack Spratt would do ANYTHING to get his photo on the Caption Quiz for tMP.

 

[Euph-Bari]

With Table Tennis And Table Football Being Such A success, some one deemed it a good idea to try other table sports!

 

[Dave Payn]

Despite his best efforts in the latest round of the World Powerboat League, the unfortunate Mr Lastboat is still firmly rooted to the bottom of the table.

 

[Aidan]

now where did i put that travel monopoly...

 

[Aidan]

uncle norbert was laughing at other the other competitors in the tMP murder mysteries annual kitchen boat race... but then the tables turned

 

[Rambo Chick]

Once again Skoda wowed everyone with their latest bi- terrain 'land-water' model, sure to be a 2004 hit.....

 

[sunny_jimbob]

Dave McCheckedjumper was confident that his new motor could cope with the high water table...

 

[Di]

The property is situated in an area with a high water table.

 

[Darth_Tuba]

Bored with baloons, Richard Branson sets himself a new challenge

 

[Di]

Darn, I just wasn't quick enough with that one!

 

[davidquinlan]

McGurks Tables

Fresh tables brought directly to your Fish.

:shock:

or..


For those of you who suffer sea sickness, experience the newest most comforTABLE method of sea travel yet...

Available in most good furniture shops. (outboard motor not supplied)

or...

Don't knock it as a means of water transport until you've tried it.. it looks quite sTABLE to me....