I'm ill!

[rutty]

I've been diagnosed with Ruttyitis!!!

Looks nasty too

 

[dyl]

It doesn't happen often, but the King of Randomness has been beaten! http://www.themouthpiece.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=7959

 

[Curiosity_Kills]

By me! MWHAHAHAHAHA :twisted:

 

[Dave Euph]

Your laughs don't look (sound) that threatening in real life Rob!

 

[Dave Payn]

I've been diagnosed with Ruttyitis!!!

Looks nasty too

You mean you have an inflammation of the rut? Sounds nasty as well! ;-)

 

[Curiosity_Kills]

what's a rut then? (anatomically speaking?)

 

[Brian Bowen]

what's a rut then? (anatomically speaking?)

Probably just an anagram for feeling 'urt.

 

[rutty]

It doesn't happen often, but the King of Randomness has been beaten! http://www.themouthpiece.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=7959

Bah!

Obviously I spend too much time working to be able to read all the topics

 

[Straightmute]

I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Straightmuteitis.

Cause: viral

Symptoms: bushy eyebrows, knee swelling, fear, turning into a wolf

Cure: fire

How do they get it so right???

D

 

[Chunky]

Be afraid all you Bb bass players

Textbook example. You are suffering from
Bb Bassitis.
Cause: hot weather

Symptoms: flashing eyes, coughing up blood, guilt, aggression

Cure: none

 

[Chunky]

And as for you Chairmen out there...........

I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Chairman's Lurgy.
Cause: Egyptian curse

Symptoms: mania, frequent blood in urine, extremely blotchy skin

Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream