I'm ill!

Straightmute

Active Member
Doctor said:
I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Straightmuteitis.

Cause: viral

Symptoms: bushy eyebrows, knee swelling, fear, turning into a wolf

Cure: fire
How do they get it so right???

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Chunky

Active Member
Be afraid all you Bb bass players

Textbook example. You are suffering from
Bb Bassitis.
Cause: hot weather

Symptoms: flashing eyes, coughing up blood, guilt, aggression

Cure: none
 

Chunky

Active Member
And as for you Chairmen out there...........

I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Chairman's Lurgy.
Cause: Egyptian curse

Symptoms: mania, frequent blood in urine, extremely blotchy skin

Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream
 
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