If you're interested....

[flashbarry]

Here goes:-

Your poems are really appalling
The bottom, it seems, you've been trawling
so kick it in'th head
and get off to bed
and try once again in the morning.


There was a trombonist from bath
who once played in tune for a laugh
but after a while
he adopted a style
that made him sound suitably naff!!


I thank you!!

Flash
xx

 

[HBB]

There once was a woman from leeds,
Who ate a packet of seeds,
in less than an hour,
she turned into a flower,
and now she's infested by bees!!

 

[Roger Thorne]

Please, Please, Please . . . .

Don't tell Frisp that this thread has started up again . . .

:wink:

 

[frisp]

Please, Please, Please . . . .

Don't tell Frisp that this thread has started up again . . .

:wink:

Sorry Rog, one more for the hell of it:-

There was a brass band from an Island
Which had much more high land than low land
They blew off their socks
Pleased the man in the box
Now there's the long trip to Scotland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why not try one of Billy's Frisp?

cos I'd get kicked off

There once was a woman from leeds,
Who ate a packet of seeds,
in less than an hour,
she turned into a flower,
and now she's infested by bees!!

not the version I'd heard, Billy's was slightly (hugely????) different

 

[HBB]

I don't een want to know

I'm far to innocent, nice and pure,
you tell me that joke, I think I'll go phwoar!,
Frisp isn't funny,
now run to ur mummy
I gotta run, so adieu!

I appologise in advance

 

[frisp]

Frisp isn't funny,

I appologise in advance

A southern young boy called Ben
Got attention again and again
He speaks some good sense
Doesn't sit on the fence
Is he right tho',well now then ? :twisted:

Apologies in advance to all

Have you heard the "man from Nantucket"??

Cracker!!!

 

[HBB]

Ok, erm .......

What's wrong wiv us from the south,
just coz you northeners have the gift of the mouth,
I speak a loada sense,
not sure 'bout the fence,
I'll stop before i'm crowned the tMP blabbermouth


sorry, I have riting poems,

and tell us the
man from Nantucket"?? :roll: :roll: :roll:

 

[HBB]

spot the mistake

 

[HBB]

ODE TO TWIGGY


Your a cornet playing round tree,
and you're gonna get a degree,
you're as pretty as a western australian coral pea,
and you remember explicity the battle of the phillipine sea.

You play for Wem Jubilee,
you're as tall as an American angelica tree,
with your degree,
lets hope you don't become a petty bourgeoisie!!!!

 

[frisp]

Just to appease all of you wondering:-

"There was a young man from Nantucket
When someone said 'head it' he'd duck it
Never headed the ball
..but gave it his all
He tried really hard but just......



forgive him :lol:

 

[frisp]

Why not try one of Billy's Frisp?

I might have to....

It would get me kicked off, and I'd never bother anyone again

 

[HBB]

Just to appease all of you wondering:-

"There was a young man from Nantucket
When someone said 'head it' he'd duck it
Never headed the ball
..but gave it his all
He tried really hard but just......



forgive him :lol:

YOu spent all that time for that ????

 

[Mrs Fruity]

I'll thank you all for this award,
I'll safely say, that I'll never be bored,
,
I'll go mental, and thats assured!!

This doesn't rhyme if you're a Geordie!!

 

[frisp]

Just to appease all of you wondering:-

"There was a young man from Nantucket
When someone said 'head it' he'd duck it
Never headed the ball
..but gave it his all
He tried really hard but just......



forgive him :lol:

YOu spent all that time for that ????

Yeah, that's wit (or half-wit). If we're ever in the same room I'll tell you the original :roll:

 

[twigglet]

Thanks for your Ode homocidalbennyboy-I'm touched!
It was trully inspiring, although the tall bit was just wrong!
Keep at the poems everyone- very amusing indeed

P.s that wasn't a poem just a comment, although it could be if you wanted-POEMS DONT HAVE TO RHYME YOU KNOW!

 

[Mrs Fruity]

But limericks do!!!

 

[HBB]

We kinda guessed, we're not THAT dumb,
except maybe roger, exception (#)1,
I thought you might like it, it was funny to write,
Give me more comments, except that it's sh**e!!

I like to think that this is fun,
if not, I think that you are all too glum,
except maybe Roger, exception # 2 (see, even got the non-rhyme in there )

So, what is miss Twiggie,
are you short or tall,
I'll never know,
so I'll say ur Shall [pron. shaul!]!

and in true tMP style:

I think this is a really long post,
but read it wisely to make the most,
I'm not a good poet,
and blimmin' hell I know it,
so go home, have a kip or eat TOAST!

 

[twigglet]

Fair enough, here goes......

My thanks they go to benny boy
His motives i think are quite coy
coz he wants to boast
having written most posts
but an ode to me-what a joy!

:wink:

 

[Mrs Fruity]

Ms Twigglet - your limerick was great
But Benny he made me irate
He fell into the trap
His scansion was ****
And his answer I'll have to await!!!...

 

[HBB]

Southern translation from the northern word : "scansion" please