If you're interested....

Keppler

Moderator
Staff member
Aha, said he, the best thread of all
has once again popped up just in time.
Now frisp, and Rog must answer the call
to flood the forum with well-dodgy rhyme.

Now please don't knock this old thread of fame
Crying, "It's back again, oh no, how can this be?!!"
Well I'm sorry to say, that it's not me to blame
Keppler is innocent, instead, blame Kirsty

:D
 

flugelgal

Active Member
I would like to direct your attention
To my halo, and take time to mention
that Keppler's the one
who showed me for fun
this thread...
*bops him on the head*
 

Accidental

Supporting Member
This looks like fun, can anyone join?
Haiku or Rhyme...can I flip a coin?

Will you please tell me
If our poems need to be
About tmp
 

HBB

Active Member
Accidental said:
This looks like fun, can anyone join?
Haiku or Rhyme...can I flip a coin?

Will you please tell me
If our poems need to be
About tmp

Why, hello Alex, join the gang,
It's about time another southerner rang
Write about what ever you fancy,
Write about your 2nd cousin Nancy!

Although it's more fun if you include tMP
I'll give you that tip, from me, for free.
Happy rhyming, easy once you begin,
The hardest thing, is ending: la fin. :D
 

flugelgal

Active Member
Isn't this just the thing?
My telephone will never ring
I think it's me, or could it be
I'm always on the internet looking at tMP!!!
 

HBB

Active Member
I'm trying diffrent rhyming schemes,
I don't know which I like th best
I know my poetry's not supreme
But it is my sanctuary... I need a rest.

I'm on a verse writing role,
I just can't stop I'm on a roll,
I need more time, my eyes are dead,
It's OK.... so's the rest of my head! :D
 

The Cornet King

Active Member
Thats so very true,
Mine never rings too!
tMP is such a damn good site,

and oh as valentines day nears,
It'll be me and just a few beers,
Lonely all through the night!

:lol: :wink:

:wink:
 

flugelgal

Active Member
I'm on a roll
Isn't it droll
How we like to post

One two three
Can we see
Who can post the most...

Exciting rhyme
We find the time
So let's all drink a toast
 

HBB

Active Member
Poor ol' Cornet King, gee, what a shame!
He'll be on his own for valentine's,
The hubbub that'll surround his name
I'm sure you'll find love before your heart pines! ;)
 

The Cornet King

Active Member
homocidalbennyboy said:
Poor ol' Cornet King, gee, what a shame!
He'll be on his own for valentine's,
The hubbub that'll surround his name
I'm sure you'll find love before your heart pines! ;)

Well ta Benny Boy for your rhyme,
To find a girl, would be about time!,
But lets not all worry
There aint no hurry,
Being single aint no crime!
 

flugelgal

Active Member
Come to visit tMP
You will love it, wait and see
Lots of laughs, and cups of tea
even a Dating Agency

BigMamaBadger, she's the one
Who'll hook you up for lots of fun
She will find your Currant Bun
To have a laugh with excuse the pun
 

The Cornet King

Active Member
Come visit the webs best banding site,
Full of fun, laughter and delight,
There's members you'll adore,
You'll be coming back for more,
So join in the fun, join our plight.

There's members from far and wide here,
No matter where, we all love Beer :guiness
Theres people from Australia,
Who can only wish they could sail 'ere,
So come and chat...have no fear!

:wink:
 

PeterBale

Moderator
Staff member
Peter Pun should be the one to spoil your versing fun -
He'll find a rhyme 'most every time
To make you moan and groan.
A pun will do the job just right - it may not but it might -
A word or two will have to do,
From me for t M P.
 

frisp

Member
Limerick's true art
Tho' hailku fills the blank page
Slowly, smoothly,well :p :p :p

Someone should re-start a limerick thread, haiku's not enough fun!
 

HBB

Active Member
But if you read it in a ridiculously dodgy chinese accent's it's funny.

With Chinese Accent
make page sound far more funny
Hey! Hong-Kong Phewy! :D
 

frisp

Member
Without wishing to patronise or piss you off Ben I think that is your first funny post :oops:

Did we all miss your 18th???
 
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