If you're interested....

HBB

Active Member
I found what the word was,
can I have some applause,
I'm a little dumb,
I'll go chew some gum,
and don't argue with me; just because
 

HBB

Active Member
Iambic pentameter, I hate thee,
you have cause grief upón me
I hate you in english,
and now on the mouthpiesh (appologies!)
and I can even do it now, see!!
 

HBB

Active Member
OK, walking dictionary, what do thos un-needed words mean!!


I looked up shog and it said that Shakespeare used it :


"Will you SHOG off?"
 

Mrs Fruity

Member
See how I've broadened your horizons with just a few carefully chosen words? - those who can - teach - those who don't get p****d at band contests and wind people up on brass band forums - ffnnnarrr!!!
 

frisp

Member
Oh goodness just look at what's started
Mods will remain quite out-smarted
Limericks remain
This great forum's bane
At least we all are warm-hearted!!

Absolutely the very last!!!!!!
 

HBB

Active Member
Your last ever lim'rick? don't be absurd,
y'know if you fail you'll get a face full o'turd,
you're a funny old gent,
who don't live in kent,
and I bet with me you'll have a word :D:D:D
 

HBB

Active Member
Keppler: Duplicate Posting Deleted
I don't think this is adding much to this topic... diverse as it is...
 

Lyndsay

New Member
Oh dear Frisp what have you done,
You've started a craze my old chum,
Will it still be
When we're in Dundee
That we will be having such fun?

Oh dear....useless.
 

frisp

Member
Nice one Lynds!

Ben tried very hard to correct things
Cos he just hadn't earned limerick wings
Kepp deleted his post
Hurt young Ben the most
A lesson in life is a good thing!!!!!

Sorry, I know, I know....... :lol:
 

HBB

Active Member
Hurt me?? :p

I was not hurt how could you think that Frisp?
If you think that then you are a dumb crisp!
Me hurt, no never,
me crying .... I'm clever!! :?
And NO, I don't have a stutter or lisp :p
 

HBB

Active Member
Absolutely the very last!!!!!![/quote]


You said this one would be your finalé,
it's not the case, you dissapointed mé,
you're not a man of your word,
I'll ne'er trust, your absurd,
well this might be the last one of the day :D :? :? :?
 

Mrs Fruity

Member
haiku

how about a new
form of poetry on here
and it's simple too



haiku from Japan
extolling the virtues of
brass band medium
 

frisp

Member
Re: haiku

Mrs Fruity said:
how about a new
form of poetry on here
and it's simple too



haiku from Japan
extolling the virtues of
brass band medium

If you set us off on a new form, there'll be trouble all round.

Remind me of the haiku rules please :lol:
 

Mrs Fruity

Member
five syllables in
first line seven in second
five in the last one!

have fun young frispy
while lotus blossom in bloom
and cloud on mountain


(they're usually about nature too)
 

rutty

Active Member
OK, non-brass band related, but very funny none-the-less:

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

or

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

or even

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Brass Bands are like that.
 

frisp

Member
Mrs Fruity said:
five syllables in
first line seven in second
five in the last one!

have fun young frispy
while lotus blossom in bloom
and cloud on mountain


(they're usually about nature too)

frisp's not very young
lava is God's vengeful tongue
cleansing, healing, harsh :eek:

oo-er! This could grow on me :D
 

flugelgal

Active Member
This topic should be revived
It really should have survived
So get out your pen
Compose once again
The world shall not be denied

Kirsty :D
 
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